To Infinity & Beyond! Week 3 Pits National Title Game Rematch

In a rematch of the season 2 National Championship Game, the #2 Alabama Crimson Tide and the #3 Oklahoma Sooners lock horns tonight in Norman. The Sooners won last year's title game 34-31, and Bama Coach StuBucksman has made it no secret that he has never defeated Coach utvol27 in a college football game.

However, after LSU and Coach cjohnchavis defeated Coach UTVOL54 for the first time in RUTS history in week 2, Coach StuBucksman thinks anything is possible.

"We are coming into this game with a full head of steam," he said. "Trent is running harder than ever, and we are 100% sure that we can run the football on Oklahoma. I hope our receivers can make some plays down field to keep their safeties out of the box."

"Sch'yeah right," scoffed Coach utvol27. "Trent is a great back, maybe the best all-around running back college football has seen since I coached CJ Spiller, James Davis, Blake Miller at Clemson. Coach Stu has been the wandering gypsy of RUTS, traveling from team to team in an effort to beat me. Ain't happened before, sho' aint happenin' now."

Sensing the mounting tension, the NCAA stepped in this week and issued a mandatory cease-fire of words between the two rambunctious coaches. NCAA President Mark Emmert called a press conference early this morning at the Super 8 Motel in Norman, OK, where both coaches met up to shake hands, while wearing what Emmert called the costumes of champions. Coach utvol27 in a Woody costume. Coach Stu in Buzz Lightyear gear. To symbolize that one-time enemies can, indeed, become friends.

In an even more surprising move, Emmert announced that NFL referee and legitimate beast, Ed Hoculi, would serve as head referee for tonight's game, just in case the two coaches tried any monkey business.

"Hocules" called it the "honor of his life" to referee this game and got teary-eyed as he walked to the podium.







The two coaches awkwardly stood in front of dozens of reporters who snapped photo after photo of the trio.

"I was a little surprised in Ed's lack of height," said Coach utvol27. "But having him on the same field as me would make him appear small anyway."

Coach Stu, sporting a very questionable and slightly un-manly goatee, was visibly pissed after being made to dress up in a costume other than his Burger King outfit. Walking off the podium, Stu scoffed, "the NCAA got one thing right. "Just like in Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear will fly into town and take out the has-been, old toy. Coach utvol27 is that old toy, and I will take him out once and for all."