NCAA Clears Sooners, Coach utvol27 of Violations

In a shocking turn of events this afternoon, Oklahoma's football program, just 1 day after winning the season 2 national championship, has been notified by the NCAA that they are cleared of any violations or wrongdoing.

Coach utvol27 informed a crowd of thousands at the Sooners' Victory  Parade today that he received word that the NCAA investigation is over and that everyone should rest easy and "Cel-a-brate Good Times, Come on!"

After the (kind of weird) parade, reporters flocked to their desks to retrieve a comment from the NCAA. Unfortunately, according to the office voice mail answering service, the entire NCAA staff was on vacation in Newnan, Georgia visiting the Holy Zion Center of Deliverance Resort, Bar and Grill, and its innovative owner Cecil Newton.However, the RUTS PR staff did receive a copy of the fax that Oklahoma received this morning:

When asked for comment, all seven of the other RUTS coaches cried out: