In news that has yet to be confirmed by RUTS Officials or the athletic directors at Georgia or Florida, there are rumors swirling that either the Bulldogs or the Gators will have a new head coach starting this offseason. Coach CottonHeadedNinnyMuggins (official name to be determined) has been in discussions with both teams and is reportedly researching their current rosters, trying to determine the best fit for his dynamic Wild Elf offense, which shredded defenses at the high school level once upon a time.
Coach CottonHeadedNinnyMuggins is looking to establish himself right away as a force in RUTS and sent a shot across the SEC bough via Twitter earlier this week.
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CottonHeadedNinnyMuggins Looking forward to taking my talents to RUTS3, where I shall rule with speed, efficiency, unmatched wit and an uncamnny ability to spread Christmas cheer.
Stay tuned to the blog for late breaking news on where this new RUTS Coach might land at season's end.
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