Monday, December 13, 2010

Baton Rouge Gears Up for Showdown


Baton Rouge, LA - As is their way, LSU fans got out early this week to prepare for a top contest. Campus policy dictates that fans not be allowed in parking area until 5 PM on Friday, however, RV's and cars lined the streets, and others camped in tents Thursday night, preparing for the much anticipated contest with #4 Ohio State.

The campus also remains abuzz for the return of heralded coach UTVOL54. Coach UTVOL54 captained the Tigers back in the days of RUTS1. Many fans are looking forward to his return, however the mood is mixed. "He always handled himself with class, and delivered a title." said Marcus Marceaux, a senior in logistics. "%&@^ coach UTVOL54, $%$^ him. Seriously, that guy jumps for the NFL about 3 seconds after winning the title. Then he expects us to let his infant son coach? What a tool." Said Sam Huffman, a freshman in English. Tiger fans even burned a replica coach UTVOL54 in effigy.

The Mood is tense among the students as well. A pizza shortage has occurred due to the influx of vistors to campus. One particularly ugly moment was captured by cellphone:





In response many LSU student conducted a flash rave:



However, tailgating still is in full swing as Tiger Stadium readies itself for the clash.

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