A Brotherhood Torn

I have heard enough of this brother match-up.  "The Million Dollar Man"- Ted Dibiase, The U's weight trainer, would destroy the competition in a cage match.  He doesn't give drugs, but requires hours of wall sits with the Refrigerator Perry on you lap and thousands of squat thrust!

You may or may not know the story between Florida's head coach, robtheblob51, and StuBucksman, the head coach of Miami.  So here it is:

In a land far far far away called Hendersonville, there 

was a middle school football team called the Hawkins Commandos.  StuBucksman was the head coach and robtheblob51 was the defensive coordinator.  They were a very successful team with a 3 year combined record of 6-18!  The two coaches got along like Simon and Garfunkel, or Thelma and Louise.  They enjoyed the same tv shows, movies, food, favorite foot

ball player, PS3, and even music!  Here is a video showing there first win together which was a last minute victory.  They were they best of friends.  Watch the bottom of the screen and you will see them.  The background music is an example of the music they shared.  StuBucksman is the dark hair and heavier one.  robtheblob51 is the one with less hair and lighter hair.  Enjoy this trip into the past.  

But this fairy tale friendship ended in tragedy!  One night after their 16th loss, robtheblob51 showed his true colors.  Although they had so many things in come, StuBucksman's love for rap became to much for rob.  They were planning for the next season, in which they were going to win the county championship.  In the background was "My President" by Young Jeezy and Nas.  

Rob stood up and threw his chair and said I hate Rap.  "Rap is Crap!!!"  I tried to stay calm but inside I wanted to shoot him like 50 Cent would in his new video game, "50 Cent Blood on the Sand."  So I said it is ok what about Run DMC, Heavy D, LL Cool J, Lil Wayne, Jay -Z, N.W.A., Eminem, House of Pain...... "Shut Up" Rob said.  Then he said "I hate Run CMD, Fat A, LL Stupid J,   Lil Wussy, Jay-Gay, Not Wreal Artist, M & M, House of Pansies.  

I still tried to remain calm.  I then said "Well what do you want to listen to?"  He then named Yo-Yo Ma, Fleet Foxes, Brandy, Zombie Nation, and Michael Buble.  I then punched him in the gut and then in between his ears.  The next day South Carolina called me and I took the job which sucked.  Go Canes!  He then 2 days later (sucker) took the Head Coaching job in Florida.  Two guys once blood brothers now mortal enemies.  So this rival is one of great hatred.  So might call it the "Battle of Two former friends in Florida."  BOTFFIF!!!!  or "2 Former Middle School Football Coaches that Hate Each Other and the Canes Rule!"  TFMSFCTHEOATCR!!!!  It will be a blood bath and the blood is gator blood.  HPT!  I will never forgive you robtheblob51, unless you ask nicely.

BOO-YAH