Thursday, September 9, 2010

Coach stinvol Reprimands QB Harris For Dress Code Violation

Citing a lack of common sense, Miami Head Coach stinvol has suspended starting QB Jacory Harris for pre-game warm ups at this week's game against rival Florida State. Harris, who was spotted on campus this week wearing this outfit, will be forced to sit in the locker room and twiddle his thumbs while the rest of the Hurricane teams gets to go through calisthenics, yoga, and a rigorous pre-game lunges circuit. Harris, at first, denied the photo was real, but later, everyone on planet Earth substantiated the rumors, as it was posted on Harris's Twitter account!


Along with the photo, Harris wrote, “Going to class with an Oakland raiders snap back, no shirt, with the Oakland raiders overalls! Fly!!!!!! I’m me!!“


Who knows how this huge distraction will impact Miami's chances to upset the undefeated Seminoles!

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