Miami Coach Disappears From Dynasty; Smoke Monster To Blame

In a shocking turn of events, just seconds before the Miami Hurricanes took the field against the rival Florida State Seminoles, the Miami Head Coach disappered into thin air. Sources say he will no longer be coaching the Hurricanes this season.
"He was right there in the tunnel with us," said an unidentified 'Canes player. "Then he was gone. I think that crazy smoke monster finally got him."

The Hurricanes take the field against the Seminoles...without their head coach.

Police have identified this man as the lead suspect in the disappearance.