Thursday, August 18, 2011

Coach stinvol says 'to hell with NCAA' and sticks with the Canes


After a week of turmoil and stress in South Beach, Miami Hurricanes Head Coach stinvol eased the fears of the Hurricane nation and declared emphatically that he will not be leaving Miami in light of the recent investigation by Yahoo Sports.

Coach stinvol, entering his 6th season with the Hurricanes, released a statement:

"I refuse to let this extensive report, coincidentally released just days before our team's first game, deter me and my team from focusing on winning the SEC East. Jacory Harris and the other 11 players named in the report will remain eligible and will be in the lineup as long as I'm in charge. We're all in, and I'm a solider!..to hell with the NCAA and Yahoo Sports."

Miami, who has a BYE week 1, opens the season at home against Virginia Tech.

The Hurricanes scandal is considered to be the most major of any previous Miami or RUTS violation. The program was thought by many to have cleaned up its act in the mid 2000s, but the arrival of Coach StuBucksman to South Beach in RUTS1, Season 2 apparently lit a bonfire that has yet to be stifled.

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