After shocking news this morning that Coach Zeejaydee has taken the Alabama job, the Gump camp has had to work hard to figure out their next move. Athletic Director Mal Moore is quoted saying, “This is a sad day in Alabama history. Coach Gump was the chosen one.” Reports out of Tuscaloosa is Zeejaydee won’t even last a year. “He is an outsider & is only here to bring this program down. He has never been a Alabama fan” said Bubba, just before he set his trailer to fire as he was leaving town.
So what is the next move for Gump? Oklahoma, TCU, A&M, UGA???? Retirement????
Here to make his big announcement is his lifelong agent…. Brycen Rosenhaus
"Gump has made a great choice," Says Rosenhaus. He will make $1 more then FSU coach UTVOL54. 19,900,001.00
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