Broken PS3 Threatens Coach UTVOL54's coaching career

On Sunday, while preparing to do some recruiting for the upcoming season, Florida State Coach UTVOL54's coaching career suddenly was staring down the barrel of a shotgun. The infamous "Blinking Red Light of Death" had struck his PS3, just like it did to former Oregon Coach StuBucksman in January.

While Coach UTVOL54 has yet to purchase a new PS3 (he's gladly accepting donations to help fund said purchase), longtime rival and arch nemesis Coach utvol27 has graciously offered to allow FSU to use USC's facilities until a new PS3 is purchased.

Luckily, team doctors at Florida State were able to successfully perform surgery on the PS3 to remove the NCAA 12 football game from the broken system.