Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Season 2 Prediction: The Return of the Wicked Witch of the West!


The media released its votes and predictions today for RUTS4, Season 2. In a somewhat surprising vote, sportswriters, college journalists, and the folks at TMZ Sports have spoken: USC will return to the top of the mountain and win the Season 2 BCS National Championship! The media predicted USC to defeat defending National Champion Florida State in the BCS title game in Miami.

USC Head Coach utvol27, nicknamed by his peers and haters as "The Wicked Witch of the West" was not surprised at all by today's predictions. "Duh," said the coach, who failed to win his division title in season 1. "We rose to #5 by the end of last season, and we are back. I am not surprised at all by these predictions, and neither is our team of Wild Boyzzz."

The Trojans are ranked #8 in the preseason coaches poll. "Coaches," utvol27 scoffed, "what do they know?" However, with a bevy of young players coming in, and a Heisman candidate QB in Senior Golden Boy Matt Barkley, the media jumped on the bandwagon and proclaimed USC the team to beat.

Let's just hope the Trojans don't run into any rain games. We all know what happens when that green skin comes into contact with water...which may also explain Coach utvol27's self-imposed "Bathing Strike."

Here are the SEC and Pac 12 Conference Predictions:

Pac 12 North
1. Oregon
2. Michigan
3. Washington
4. Boise State
5. Stanford
6. Cal
7. Oregon State

Pac 12 South
1. USC
2. Oklahoma
3. Texas
4. Oklahoma State
5. Arizona State
6. Arizona
7. UCLA

Pac 12 Championship in Honolulu, HI - USC defeats Oregon

SEC East 
1. Florida State
2. Miami
3. Tennessee
4. Auburn
5. Florida
6. Georgia
7. Kentucky

SEC West 
1. LSU
2. Alabama
3. Texas A&M
4. Mississippi State
5. Missouri
6. Arkansas
7. Ole Miss

SEC Championship in the Georgia Dome -  Florida State defeats LSU

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