Sooners Cry Foul! Week 3 Coaches Poll Presents Major Conspiracy

This week's Top 25 Coaches Poll has the Sooner Nation up in arms. After their upset of previously #1 Alabama, the Sooners climbed only 3 spots, and find themselves still 4 spots below the Crimson Tide. One Sooner fan emailed ESPN's Bruce Feldman: "This is a travesty, a sham, and major balogna! The Sooners are coming and will not rest until every coach in America is voting us where we deserve.

The Sooner fans, and perhaps their head coach utvol27, are beginning to feel as if the other coaches voting in the poll are slighting the Sooners on purpose, so as either A) not to have to play them in a title game, B) as revenge for Coach utvol27 drinking all the Mike's Hard Lemonade at last year's Coaching Convention, or C) Just becuase they hate the thought of the #1 team residing in a city named Norman.

No matter the situation, the poll presents a major question: Is there a conspiracy to hold back the Sooners? Oklahoma gets another shot to take down a powerhouse this week, as #6 TCU comes calling.

Week 3 ESPN/USA Today Coaches Poll

1. Ohio State
2. Texas
3. Boise State
4. Florida
5. Virginia Tech
6. TCU
7. Nebraska
8. Alabama
9. Wisconsin
10. Oregon
11. Georgia Tech
12. Oklahoma
13. LSU
    unranked:
    Miami, North Carolina, Tennessee