RUTS3 Coach Profiles

With the RUTS3 Season just weeks away, we thought it would be a great time to introduce you to the RUTS3 Coaches, who are making themselves right at home at their new schools.

Coach StuBucksman is already a hit with the locals, pictured here singing Kenny Rogers' hit "The Gambler" on Karaoke Night at Dreamland BBQ in Tuscaloosa.

Coach utvol27 has amerced himself in the Sooner culture, spending every waking hour between practices honing his Oregon Trail skills on his new computer.

Coach cjohnchavis, dubbing himself the next Lane Kiffin, is loving being reunited with his father and LSU Defensive Coordinator Coach cjohnchavis'sDad. He also loves wearing purple, although rumor is that Coach UTVOL54 is upset at LSU administration for not following through on a promise made two years ago!

Coach ChrisHicks21 has been welcomed with hugs, kisses, and open arms from UNC legends. He's now charged with the task of figuring our what the heck a Tarheel is.

Coach EBDial wins the RUTS3 Preseason "Courage Award" for going with his heart and being brave enough to take a chance on his beloved Vols. We're all (well, most of us!) are rooting for you Coach! P.S. ---Please keep the orange pants in the uniform rotation...for the kids!

Coach UTVOL54, criticized for his sweater vest collection and for choosing the hated Buckeyes of Ohio State, is amazed at the talent of star QB Terrell Pryor. He also hopes to be invited to dot the "i" at the team's first home game....FINGERS CROSSED!

Coach stinvol, making his RUTS debut has a tough schedule ahead, but will rely on Crockett, Tubbs, and the Canes' storied history of illegal recruiting to rise to the top of the RUTS ranks.

Coach zeejaydee was "tickled pink" to be asked by his players to pose in the team's new uniforms. According to a source close to a 3rd cousin of someone who once knew the team's former physician, Coach zeejaydee is testing his new Flying V formation offense, and is happy with the results.