This week's issue of Sports Illustrated says it all...confirming what has been speculated for weeks. RUTS3 is headed Back To School!
Here are some news breaking exerpts from the feature article...
"In all the craziness that is going on in college football today, our member coaches felt it was necessary for the RUTS brand to rejoin the NCAA," said RUTS Founder Coach UTVol54. "We're happy to be back to our roots."
While this announcement wasn't a complete surprise, sources close to the situation tell S.I. that Coach UTVol54 is stepping down from his full-time role as RUTS Commisioner and will be naming his nemesis and brother, Coach utvol27, to Co-Commisioner for RUTS3. The magazine has learned that Coach StuBucksman will retain his title as Lead Cheer Coordinator and Coach cjohnchavis will be named General Council for RUTS, which is unofficially the top Online Franchise in the world, if not the galaxy.
Speculation is that UTVOL54 will retain his duties as RUTS President and Chief Blog Updater, but that the timing just seems right to name utvol27 as Co-Commisioner of the league, especially since RUTS3 will be back in the college game, where utvol27 dominated in RUTS1.
2 comments:
Domination will be no more! I will also remember being called Lead Cheer Coordinator. A step down from former title of Vice president of RUTS! Just know that with a son being in my wife's womb my testostarone is up and I am ready to get a national championship!
Good Luck to All. By the way how many do we have playing?
Shalom
Coach StuBucksman
Coach StuBucksman's official job title in RUTS is now "Vice President for Cheer Coordination, Trash Talk, and Uniform Creativity." This new job title adds 6 more figures to his already huge salary.
That's how we roll at RUTS!
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