Thursday, November 3, 2011

Coach Gump undergoes emergency surgery

Just hours after finally arriving to Baton Rouge, LA, after a 17 hour trek on his Lloyd Christmas scooter, Coach Gump was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery.

As was reported this morning on the @RUTS4dynasty Twitter account, Gump missed the Sooner team plane to Baton Rouge after his weekly manicure/pedicure appointment ran long. As a result, he had to drive to Louisiana to meet his team on scooter.

After arriving to the team hotel, Gump noticed his fingers and toes were extremely swollen and numb, apparently due to an allergic reaction to the new nail polish color his stylist used.

Gump was rushed to LSU Medical Center so doctors could quickly apply the needed nail polish remover and flush his system of the dreaded polish.

Tonight's huge game between #1 Oklahoma and #3 LSU is still scheduled to be played. However, don't be surprised to see 3-4 fake punts on 2nd downs if Coach Gump is still a little loopy after his medical procedure.

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