BREAKING NEWS: Sources at RUTS headquarters received credible evidence that Coach zeejaydee is scouring old crime novels and various gangster's Wikipedia pages to find a way to steal the #1 pick in the RUTS3 draft next week.
Phone calls to RUTS3 President E. Haag, Vice-President and Lead Cheer Coordinator A. Nunley, and Co-Commisioner A. Haag all went unanswered late Tuesday night. But, there is no doubt that this rumor has riled up some other RUTS3 coaches.
"Look, it's obvious that Coach zeejaydee has his eyes set on that Alabama job," said a RUTS3 Coach who refused to be named for this story. "We all have an interest in coaching the Crimson Tide, and it looks like zee will do anything in his power to get it."
This rumor comes on the heels of a feature write up on Coach zeejaydee in Esquire Magazine, touting him the 'Next Big Thing in Video Game Athletics.' He was quoted in the story as saying "his time has come to dominate" and that his improvement in RUTS2 "was just the tip of the iceberg that will sink the other elite RUTS coaches." He even went as far as to call out Coach StuBucksman for not devoting enough time to football since his band, Sensual Barbecue's debut album was released. "Coach Stu is losing his passion for the game, and I will be the one to step on his face in my path to the top and on his spiral downward," said zeejaydee. He later retracted those comments, citing bad cell phone reception on his new iPhone4.
While this rumor has yet to be denied, nor substantiated, one thing is clear: the battle for the #1 pick in the RUTS3 team draft is on! While coaches and fans will be awaiting the release of the draft order video next week, all we can do is speculate.
5 comments:
If Coach Zee wants to step on my face on his way up then he will have to kill me first! I also improved and one my first championship in RUTS 2. I also played in 2 super bowls! Coach Zee how many did you play in? And by the who is the only real Bama fan amoung all RUTS3 coaches? Oh me, yeah that's what I thought. Get RUTS 3 with it's 3 coaches with the word Vol in there name! And I bet you are all to scared to pick the Vols in the draft!
Your Truely,
Coach StuBucksman
Everyone knows it's what's underneath the uniform that counts...as seen by former Bama DT Terrence Cody's svelt psysique.
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Roll Tide?! More like FAT ROLL TIDE! Boom roasted!
(there may be no mention of game winning blocked FGs or how undefeated Bama had to scrape by and beat a medicore TN team, at home, last season by 2 points.)
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Don't hate on Cody! He is bringing Sexy Back! We did scrape by but a win is a win. I couldn't believe it happened either, I wouldn't want to block him either.
The only thing you need to know about my plans are that if I do indeed end up with the #1 pick, the draft board could look alot different. All I can say is to just be prepared.
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