Coach CJohnChavis inks record deal

Knoxville, TN - Rumors had been swirling today that coach CJohnChavis had been in detailed negotiations with the University of Texas, Alabama and  Oklahoma. to be their coach.  Both Oklahoma and Texas planned to use the signing of the coach in a bid to join the RUTS mainstay SEC.

LSU AD Joe Alleva joined coach CJohnChavis on stage dispelling any rumors that  had been running rampant.  The coach announced that he was staying at LSU, then Alleva announced that the coach signed a 5 year deal for 11.47 Millions dollars per season.

"I'm happy to stay here.  We have a good program with great players. We play in the best conference there is."