1 vs 2! Sooners and Buckeyes to Battle it Out in BIG D!

Once again, the #1 Oklahoma Sooners and the #2 Ohio State Buckeyes will meet in Cowboys Stadium in Dallas tonight (8 p.m. ET / Oprah Winfrey Network). The winner will not only be the nation's #1 team heading into Bowl season and be crowned Big XII champions, but they will also secure a spot in the BCS National title game against the SEC Champion Alabama Crimson Tide.

Coach utvol27 and his team, scared to fly to Dallas after Ohio State fans threatened to pelt the Sooners' team plane with buckeyes (hail/Buckeye dent damage is real folks!) left for Dallas earlier in the week by the only other logical means...the Sooner Schooner. Coach utvol27 saw the opportunity to spread Christmas cheer (it is December afterall - conference title week) across the state as too lucrative to pass up, so he and his team decided to forgo a week's worth of practice to spend 6 days on the backroads of Oklahoma and Texas, arriving in Dallas less than 24 hours before kickoff. If this works out, and the Sooners win, Coach utvol27's legendary status will only grow. But, if it backfires, and the Sooners are upset by the Bucks, the ride may be forever known in Oklahoma as the new trail of tears.