"Delicious" DeAngelo Valentine, the #1 rated high school prospect in the 2013 football recruiting class went on a tirade on his weekly radio show this week. Claiming "unfair, unethical, and downright nasty disrespect," Valentine sat next to his agent, Mel Kiper III, and slammed the head coaches at LSU, Florida, Florida State, and Clemson.
Valentine, the #1 overall prospect according to Rivals, Scout.com, ESPN, and Recruiting for Dummies, is a star tailback/WR/QB for the Pomona High School Lunatics in Pomona, California. Entering his senior season, Valentine had the four schools at the top of his list.
"Man, that's where I wanted to be," said Valentine, fighting back tears. "I wanted to play at all of those schools. Clemson as a freshman, LSU as a sophomore, FSU my junior year, and then transfer to Florida as a senior. I heard Coach Stu gives his seniors a sweet rap mix tape when they graduate, now I have to miss out on all of it."
These schools, who will disband their football programs after season 5 offered no comment, other than to say via the RUTS PR office that "recruiting for season 6 is a waste of time. Mr. Delicious needs to move on."
Valentine, who has been clocked at 4.08 in the 40-yd dash, with acceleration ratings of 115 and estimated overall rating at 99.9, could have been RUTS's best player ever. He admits that he had his sights set on breaking all RUTS records on both sides of the ball.
"Scott Simmons won the Heisman Trophy as a freshman last season," said a tearful Valentine. "What he did would pale in comparison to the clinic I would have put on, starting in season 6."
"These coaches are an embarrassment to football recruiting and should never be allowed to coach in an NCAA 09 Online Dynasty ever again after this season. You don't ever, ever, ever, ever disrespect "Delicious. Ever!"
Valentine named TCU, BYU, Utah, and Rutgers as the leading candidates for his services.
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