Gimme Five!

Clemson Wants to Claim End-to-End RUTS Dominance

The $5 footlong song can be heard at practice. Pictures of Borat are plastered on the walls. The beloved Christmas song "The 12 days of Christmas" is on a continuous loop on the part that goes "Five Golden Rings." Make no mistake about it, Clemson is in pursuit of #5. That's 5 championships. A handful. Coach utvol27's simple motto for this season..."Gimme Five!" In the final season of the RUTS dynasty of NCAA 2009, Coach utvol27 is making sure his players concentrate on one thing...the number 5. He has repeatedly urged his players that to be claimed a true dynasty, they must finish the job. "We want to be on the same level as the Ming Dynasty, or the 90s Bulls Dynasty, or Xeonshing's China Dynasty Buffet (official Chinese restaurant of the Tigers). And to do that, we have to finish the deal. We must go out on top, in this the last season of RUTS."

Clemson lost some key players from last year's team, but they have plenty of young guys who have been waiting their turn. Will these guys be ready to step up and give Clemson the claim of utmost dominance? Only time will tell. One thing's for sure though, Coach utvol27 has his players focused on that magical number 5. So much so that Sesame Street has made its way to Clemson. That's right, this season, Clemson is brought to you by the number 5 (as well as the letter V, the Roman numeral for 5). Some think Coach utvol27 has gone a little overboard with the number. But this writer thinks that with Big Bird, Elmo, Cookie Monster, and friends roaming the sidelines providing comedic relief during tense game situations, Clemson is poised to claim #5.