Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Hagg Delivers Motivational Speech to Huskers

Tom Ronaldi is reporting that former Nebraska impact safety Eric Hagg was spotted in Lincoln earlier today. It is believed that Hagg was in town to share his intimate knowledge of LSU Coach UTVOL54 and to deliver a motivational speech to the Cornhuskers as they prepare to take on LSU tonight. Ronaldi is also reportnig that Coach ccut has fired his special teams coordinator Nick Trail following subpar performances in the Huskers first two games. Rumor is that former Tennessee Vol special teams coach and two time all american George Cafego has been thawed from his cryogenic state, a la Austin Powers (father of Cornhusker star WR/RB Pierre Powers), to resurrect the Huskers special teams during this Easter week. Will this be the winning edge to get the Cornhuskers in the win column?

4 comments:

Herbie said...

actually posted by coach ccut using a stolen account and password.

ehaag said...

I laughed, I cried, I ate a corndog, I watched the Hunchback of Notre Dame 5 times, I got George Cafego's "john hancock"...then I kicked butt in Memorial Stadium.

Signed,
Coach UTVOL54

CJC said...

Cafego thinks you are playing Vandy

The Nunley said...

i love the blogging!