Friday, April 8, 2011

The Miracles of NCAA 11 (A Rant by Coach UTVol54)

In the aftermath of #3 Oklahoma's 36-29 victory over #1 Ohio State in Week 7, Ohio State Coach UTVol54 submitted this editorial in the Columbus, Ohio newspaper:

 Some things are just NOT meant to be....free beer for life, Chick Fil-a open on Sundays, and Coach utvol27 ever having bad luck in RUTS football. I am of the opinion that EA Sports and Coach utvol27 have collaborated on some quasi-paranormal scam that ensures luck, Heisman winners, and National Championships whenever he plays. 


I accept that my team came up short in Norman, Okla this week. It was a close, 7 point, game...and we came up short. We're still aiming high and gunning for a rematch in Dallas for the Big 12 title. 


The way the loss occurred is darn near impossible, and re-affirms my belief that Coach utvol27 may indeed Mr. EA Sports himself. See for yourself below...

This pass was surely knocked down by OSU LB Buster Russell's helmet right? Wrong....77 yard TD completion for Oklahoma!

More evidence of the shenanigans...

Maybe the best picture of all....like I said....TD Oklahoma??!!




The best player in season 5 may be Oklahoma SS Dave "Eric Berry" Thomas...forced a fumble and sealed the game with a late INT...more on that later.

Despite the tomfoolery, OSU RB Roderick Smith gave the Bucks a 29-21 on this 3 yard TD run with 1 second left in the first half.
Oklahoma tied the game at 29-29, and on the ensuing kickoff, Ohio State fumbled the kickoff and the Sooners returned it for SIX!

The straw that broke the camels back...Driving to tie the game with under 3 minutes left, OSU QB Michael Cade threw a pass to intended target, WR Ayers Jordan. The pass, which was thrown with zero pressure in Cade's face, sailed 10 yards to the right of the WR, right into the waiting arms of Oklahoma SS Dave Thomas, who seemingly stood in one place for 3 seconds waiting for the ball.

Thomas, camped out.

Yes, I'm bitter...

But, there is a day of vengeance on the horizon...

Big 12 title game....

Rematch...

I will definitely...

Come up short, yet again....

Or...will I ????!!!

Sincerely,

Coach UTVol54

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