Sources at the LSU team hotel have confirmed that Florida Head Coach StuBucksman indeed was the perpetrator behind an elaborate prank at the Gainesville Motel 6 this morning. The LSU team, conscious of the faltering economy, is staying at the Motel 6 on its trip to Gainesville (game kickoff tonight at 7:45 pm EST).
Full details remain unclear but what is known is that Coach Stu and his special teams coach Ray Finkle snuck into Coach UTVOL54's presidential Suite and filled the toilet with cherry bombs, put Vaseline on the toilet seat, and cracked open 3 stink bombs, a no-no even for SEC rivalries. Finkle, who has been know to suffer from 'the worst case of hemorrhoids this writer has EVER seen,' also hid the tv remote control before the two left the room.
As LSU's team was boarding it's team bus to The Swamp late this afternoon, Coach UTVOL54 only whispered, "Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmblllllllllllllllllllllllllle."
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
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